The Plant Kingdom

This week has been nuts. On a high note, creepy guy got fired on my day off, which had nothing to do with me, so when he goes nuts and comes back with his machete, i can be all, "don't blame me dude i was off that day." My boss is still on a crazy hiring spree. Last week he hired an 18 year old kid, that hasn't combed her hair since 6th grade. (Apparently this is a cool look) The he made me fire her because she broke more stuff in 2 days than the money she earned. This weeks crazy is a swedish guy. I'll call him swedish fish, he is uber sensitive and couldn't understand why I refused to explain again why he could be on his cell phone for 20 minutes at a time. (Welcome to america fishy, we at least pretend to look busy.) The other fun kid didn't show up, no call, no show, so when he finally sobered up and drove in we fired him, he cried so the boss rehired him. He has potential though. The last few days have been nothing short of hell, he is my personal work slave. I told him he could come back under the condition that he knew he would pick up every shitty job this week and not complain. I never realized how many cruel shitty jobs I could make up. Today he swept dirt on paths on our 4 acre lot. Not just swept, scooped and hauled to the dumpster. He looked like pigpen. I'm going to keep him. At least I'm not as bad as the other manager, she's just evil, the kind that will move the table 2 inches to the left after you carried it 4 blocks, then take all the credit. She truely is evil. The only good news is it's spring, and I'm outside in the sunshine(surrounded by morons)but in the sunshine none the less. I feel fortunate that these are my troubles. My life is good, I'm healthy, and short of a little rant on my blog now and then everything is right in my world.