Mr. Fuckwhatsit

This morning for some reason I remembered getting in trouble in 7th grade. I got in trouble for talking. The teacher was an ass bag and made me write this,

"Whispering is talking to someone less than two feet away, and someone more than two feet away can not hear the person talking."

He made me write it 700 times. He called it the 700 club. I was a charter member. (My mom wrote half.)

So here's to you mister fuckwhatsit, I can't remember your name but that dumb ass sentence sure stuck like glue.