Ode to speedy

She craps in the floor.
You only love her more.
That is speedy.
She licks your toes,
Then wrinkles her nose.
That is speedy.
18 hours of sleep is all she needs.
A living breathing poop machine.
That is speedy.
oh what a life!

Now on most days I love this little rat. Hell I gave her an ode on my blog even, but somedays I want to toss the little hairball out in the yard. Take today for instance. I let her out, put down the little poop mats on the floor , and what does she do? She poops, beside the mat. That's my speedy. Dumb as hair, but you gotta love her.