Friday, October 14
Tis the season!
A show of hands for the people who agree with me that it is too early to see Christmas lights! I am not ready to falala, I do not have the Christmas spirit, and if I have to pick red and green glitter from my clothes again, an elf gets it! I know I know, it's the commercial holiday sales kickoff, but damn, it has to stop. I work at a garden center, and we have been putting out Christmas stuff for a month now. The only ho ho ho's are the bastards shoving Christmas down my throat in October. I need a pumpkin, or a witch, (not from earlier...hehe) or a black cat, a broomstick, anything. but I just can't deck the halls in 90 degree weather, and I personally think all the red felt is a Christmas fire hazard. Am I a bah humbug? Well, yes, but that's beside the point. If you put the tree up so early that it roots to the carpet , you kicked the season off too soon. Now I'm off to bed to get ready to go do middle management Christmas stuff, but just so you know when I rule the world, we will celebrate Christmas , at Christmas.
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4 comments:
I'm with you. I cannot stand being rushed along and not having time to appreciate what is there at the time. I liked your poem BTW. Cheers :)
I was in Hobby Lobby in August and already there were aisles and aisle of the shit. I don't celebrate Christmas (not really) and I don't decorate. I love tasteful Christmas decorations though and I tell ya...they are few and far between.
For the record, I asked my employees to start putting out X-mas stuff this week. Hey, I too want to make a buck.
Um, as a postal employee, I think you can all imagine my thoughts on Christmas. I like Santa candles...I like to watch them burn. :)
hehe, burn em if you got em....
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