Take the fall

I feel that I need to retract all of the Capitan bitch x posts I have made. After her early demise yesterday I felt a little bad. I really had started talking to her, and I think she was gonna fall into my "good" people column. She called today to check on me. She felt bad leaving me in such a corrosive workplace. She really did get the raw end you see. Today was the previous general managers last day, she is having a baby in a few weeks, and hell to biscuits that is all I hear about. Babies shit and cry, and you can't get drunk or hit them, or make them bring you beer or anything. They are worthless, like creamed corn. Beside the point, she was a real bitch to captain x because she didn't want her spot filled while she was gone. So captain x called today to tell me her side of the story. She wasn't fired at all. He told her to give it a few weeks, ahem...Wait til the prego vanishes. I think that was a shitty thing for him to do. Grow some balls and tell the prego to go stick some candy in her hair and hang out at chucky cheese with all the other snotty baby gap shopping moms. Captain x is really Jan, and I hope she comes back, because for a brief moment, a small small second, we found clarity, we saw the light. She doesn't treat us like kids, she doesn't take it personally if we don't want to hang out with her, she manages like a manager, and I would gladly forfeit my promotion to work with her. I'm not a manager type anyway, I'm a doer. I need to be dirty, to get the right plants to the right people. When I'm wrong I say I'm wrong.