Teenage assbag skater punks

So a couple days ago I'm driving in my neighborhood, minding my own. The kids at the end of the street are skaters, they have their ramps and shit all in the ADULT road, where CARS drive, but do I complain. No, I don't. The assbag sees me coming decides he can still make his jump, and hits my car with his skateboard. Being the cool , quasi-hip neighbor I am, I just give him a wag of my finger and shake of my head. Tonight, he does it again, except this time he isn't so great at his own game, he falls in front of my car, and my bumper is a 1/4 inch from kissing his ass. I just knew I had killed my first kid. Now, not knowing how to react to this my first emotion becomes anger. I gave the little shitbag an earfull. His grandma just gave me the dirty eye, so I'm all bajeezus lady, roads are for cars, and this isn't the first time this has happened! He musta said sorry a thousand times, I was just glad I didn't hit him, so if you are a stupid teenager, or if you know one, keep the little fucks outta the way of my car, it's paid for, and I don't have time for dead child guilt...Little fuckwads.