Me, messy??

Sandra says I need to clean my nightstand and the area on my side of the bed. We have the bed about 16 inches away from the wall on my side. It leaves me a nice little path, and just enough room for the little lamp table.
it also gives me room for the collection of things that find their way mysteriously there. She says it's clutter. So this is my bedside inventory as of 10 am today.
4 books...Reading at least 3 of them now.
1 gameboy
3 glasses of water...I get thirsty at night, and the glass mason jar doubles as a weapon for intruders...hehe
1 portable dvd player
2 box sets of DVD's, buffy, xena, I'm a lesbian, yeah, make something of it...
2 remote controls
1 and a half rolls of toilet paper
2 extra pillows...They don't count, I just walk on them, not really in my way
several scrunchies
1 bottle of lotion
1 bottle of throat spray
3 pair of glasses, all mine, I have to look good when I read in bed you know
1 phone, ringer always off, if I'm sleeping it's not that important
1 lamp...Fighting constantly for it's rightful place.

so I have a few things. But hey remember that m night stupidhead movie about the aliens, that kid had water glasses all over the house and saved the whole damn family because of them. Ok, ok, now that I see it in print I guess I will tidy things up a bit. I can't help it if I need things to get through the night. I'll move all of this shit today, and forget where I put it all, I bet I will.