Sponge Bob Square Pajamas

I look like the sun gone supernova. I must say I can't help but giggle at myself having just gotten out of the shower and the hopping into my new sponge bob p.j.'s, complete with matching house shoes. Head to toe sunshine. I am way to large to wear this much yellow. If I go outside small children are going to mistake me as the damn school bus. I will be hailed by business men in search of a taxi. King Kong will think I am his breakfast. Icould live on sesame street and give that bird a run for his money. Now I know I must lose weight. It's a damn shame you all can't see me in these, from a distance people will be like oh my god, it's that kid that got blown up in that Disney movie. Anyway, I think I am cute in these, even if I am a little rotund. hehehe...