Dec. 12 1976

29 years ago on dec. 12th in the wee hours of the morning my mother sat around debating wether or not she was in labor. at the last minute she decided , yes , i think i am. were it not for the stealth and speed of one doctor, my brain would have been mush. aparently i came to quick and he just happened to catch me. that was the beginning of the fun. shortly after my turbulent arrival, they realized i had poison ivy. yes i was born with it. life has been a series of drops on the head and strange itches since then. thanks mom i have enjoyed the ride.