Good Morning?

So I woke up this morning after the craziest dream, I was all WTF?!? I blame it on all the red wine last night. My day off and I was up at 8:30, bah! Anyway after reading dawnia's blog, I guess it was a bad night for dreams. Don't stop me if you heard this one. (fade out to dreamy music sequence here...) I'm all wandering around in this weird sorta half trailer park kinda city when I meet random hot girl. I'm thinking woo hoo, random hot girl. Random girl approaches and there is a lot of weird and slightly dark/disturbing conversation, but I choose not to care, I mean really random hot chick, random depressed hot chick, same difference. So I'm feeling all guilty because of the wifey and all, so I decide flirting isn't my best option. Well, I am weak in my dreams because random hot chick starts doing random hot chick thing. Okay, so musical interlude here, fill in the blank. Cut to end of dream. I'm all feeling guilty and wondering why I did it, and random hot chick is all, " don't worry I poisoned your drink..."
"I didn't want to die alone."
fuckin weird. All was well though, I woke up in my unsexiest pair of granny panties and flannel pajamas and realized I am not a chick magnet and there is no threat of death by random young thing. wheeew, dodged that bullet...lol. Just thought I'd share.