fuckwads

fa la la my ass, damn retail america, all dressed in matching family sweaters, so fucking sweet they almost make your teeth hurt. i fully understand why the grinch stole christmas. you buncha asswad retail whores don't deserve it. walk around all smug and cheery until you don't get your way or frosty isn't 20 percent off, then you turn into flaming christmas assholes ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i hate you all, shoppers are from hell... i sell plants for a living, don't ask me about glitter balls , the only ones i've seen have been on gay men, put those on your family tree. you spend more on decorations than i earn a month, and expect me to wipe your spoiled asses all the way back to the giant hummers and suburbans you rode in on! well, i'm done with you, all of you, retail whores be warned, my days of nice manager are over, the next one of you bitches that yell at me will get the pleasure of filling out a police report and picking up your damned perfect teeth off the floor, cuz i'm gonna kick you in the face.


okay, now i have vented and i'll go eat my beefaroni, and pretend like i want to go back to work.
jackass muthersuckers, grumble, piss ,moan....