Jesus, George Bush, and Me.

So I'm sitting here at a friends house, Christmas night. Hiding from my family. Today I had the pleasure of sitting between two ultra Christians, who both needed to save me. The argument ended with me calling them both old farts, and then having my picture made between the both of them. Hey love g.w, I love chicks, you can see where this sidewalk ends. Now as the beer warms my cheeks and I imagine them both choking on a giant spoonful of democracy. I will spend the next fleeting moments with friends that appreciate who I am , and then I will go back to my family. I love them, really I do...