Thursday, December 1

Donna the hut

What happened. What happened to hiking, canoeing, biking, and other misc activities. Contentment happened. My mom always judges a good relationship by how fat people get in the first 2 years. Well mama, I am damn near nirvana. That sounds like a good book title :MAMA, I AM DAMN NEAR NIRVANA. The life story of a fat lesbian who hates drama. Anyway where was I . Right now I am only blogging to give myself an excuse to not shampoo the carpet. I have promised to do this for weeks now. I'll do it. I need more coffee first. I need to go shopping today. I need to get ready to see the boy tonite, we are taking babysteps. I need to shave my legs. I need to feed the 9000 fish we now have. Four aquariums and growing. Who knew they multiplied so quickly. Speedy needs a bath. The kitchen needs cleaned. Litter boxes a go-go must be tackled. I need a shower. I need a beer. Maybe a beer then a shower and the rest will come naturally. I only have one beer in the house, that's a bonus. I can't get drunk unless I get more, which means I have to leave the house and once I'm out I will feel guilty if I don't do the other things while I am there. i have wasted my time, now i only have 3 hours before sandra gets home. great , i can incorperate a work out with chores since i'mma have to move at the speed of light. 2 birds with just one stone. i think i'll cut my nails first ....

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