Tuesday, December 6
Darth Pregnacy
My kingdom for a light saber. Our general manager at work is pregnant. Great, swell, but other than that I don't give a fuck. So you choose to make life, I choose to make mixed drinks. Should I have to listen to the woes of motherhood non stop? My nipples don't leak, and I really don't care if yours do either. Don't get me wrong, babies are cute, but they inspire the same feeling in me that kittens and puppies do, and I don't go around asking female dogs if their boobs leak! Cop a squat and shit the thing out already. goo goo gaga I'm gonna puke. This has just been my morning, I still have to go back after lunch. I think I'll accidentally break my leg or something, by the time I heal she should be on maternity leave. Luke, I am not your father!
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i am NOT alone
I, personally, think pregnant women are hotter than hell. Probably because their bulging belly is undeniable proof that they put out (which is an important quality in a woman, I think). There is no greater joy than poking a pregnant woman...especially if she's not YOUR girlfriend. You get my drift...
Unfortunately, they eventually have to give birth to the slobbering, farting, puking little monster, and then they lose all of their hotness. Not because I don't like kids (I like mine just fine, thanks), but rather because they then start in with the typical "new mom" bullshit.
"Did I tell you what little Tyler did today?" No...you didn't...and I appreciate that.
"You'll never guess what my Becky did today" Yes...yes I will. Your little Becky shit all over herself, threw up in your hair, or pee'd while you were trying to change her diaper. They all do it. It is really no surprise. As a matter of fact, there is very little else they CAN do.
As for Baby showers.... I only go if the guest of honor (or her guests) are hot. Nothing gets the old mind rolling faster than a couple of hot girls sitting around talking about the benefits of Kagels...
Cheers, all.
Chris
chris you are a bad boy, funny, but bad...hehe
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